We could always watch Morse
If we’re staying up all night.
Or Only Fools And Horses.
You know I have the box sets.
Disney films if you want,
Toy Story, marathon all three;
Maybe Frozen then Aladdin?
Or maybe even Hercules?
We could laugh at Hyacinth Buckét,
Fawlty Towers or O-O-O-O-Porridge.
Dad’s Army? Whose line is it anyway?
Or what about The Two Ronnies?
And American Graffiti’s fine by me
If The Blues Brothers is fine by you,
And there’s Monty Python or Les Mis?
You decide, you choose.
We can quote Blackadder of course:
‘I dreamt once that I was a sausage roll’
I’ll even stop at Blackadder Goes Fourth
If you tire of the ‘endless poetry’.
So why don’t we go then, you and I,
To old comedies and older songs?
Far from your cuckold and my harlot;
Where summer’s day’s are long.
By Ryan Havers(via ryanhavers)